Jolteon Copypasta (2024)

1. [Copypasta] Umbreon is better than Vaporeon for humans - TwitchQuotes

  • Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is not the most compatible pokemon for humans?

  • Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is not the most compatible pokemon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however vaporeon has its human on pokemon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, umbreon. Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defense stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, defense and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, inner focus allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability synchronise, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect, breedable pokemon. A great fun fact, umbreon can excrete toxins in it's sweat, which would in turn soak your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your umbreon as well (which with synchronise, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). It can learn payback, which doubles in power after the pokemon is hit, meaning umbreon will throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn guard swap, it could give you it's insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, umbreon also has access to endure, making it...

2. Eeveeevolution's wholesome copypasta - Imgflip

  • Eeveeevolution's wholesome copypasta. Eeveeevolution's wholesome copypasta | EEVEE IS SO CUTE THEY ARE PERFECT FLUFFY AND SNUGGLY; I ... JOLTEON, FLAREON, ESPEON, ...

3. Jolteon by Quiddel -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

4. Friday Night Breedin' | Funkipedia Mods Wiki - Fandom

  • Friday Night Breedin' is a single song joke mod created by Nathan S.. It is based on an infamous copypasta ... Jolteon JolteonDX#5371 (Co-creator of ...

  • Friday Night Breedin' is a single song joke mod created by Nathan S.. It is based on an infamous copypasta surrounding the pokémon Vaporeon and how sexually compatible it supposedly is with humans. The mod is also an experiment on the creator's production pace, challenging himself to produce a mod in under a week.[2] The mod concept began as early as the 21st of August, 2021, Nathan S. wanted to make himself a challenge to complete a single song joke mode in at least 1 day or a whole week. Howev

5. Vaporeon is sick and tired of the Vaporeon copypasta

  • Vaporeon - Vaporeon is sick and tired of the Vaporeon copypasta ... Blursed amazon. Flareon Comfy Friends Plush -17% In. $35.99 40 Reviews Jolteon Comfy Friends ...

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6. Which is better Jolteon or Vaporeon or Flareon? - Orbis Patches

  • The Vaporeon Copypasta is a piece of internet text that originated on 4chan, featuring a fictional story about a person's romantic relationship with the Pokémon ...

  • Other Answers. Actually, Vaporeon isn't fast at all, but it's very bulky, and probably the safest option of the three; Jolteon is very fast but has a bit of

7. Unaccepted - Pokepasta Wiki - Fandom

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  • ~ Please... ~ LINK: http://thrackerzodd.deviantart.com/art/Unaccepted-Pokepasta-355671539 (Image was created using Official Pokemon Shiny Jolteon pic, edited on Pixlr by Element02) I should have just accepted her for who she was. I was having fun, playing my SoulSilver. I was walking around in the grass, looking for a shiny Eevee. I needed one. I must have one, to get a shiny Jolteon. I entered one patch of grass, and I was amazed at what I saw. It was a wild Jolteon. Wait... Is that the animati

8. did you know that jolteon copypasta | Discover - Kwai

  • PENTATONIX "Mary, Did You Know?*. um dia andaria sobre a água?que o teu menino...veio para te tornar numa mulher diferente?Esta criança que trouxeste ao ...

  • PENTATONIX "Mary, Did You Know?*. um dia andaria sobre a água?que o teu menino...veio para te tornar numa mulher diferente?Esta criança que trouxeste ao mundo...vai acalmar a tempestade com as suas mãos?Quando beijas o teu bebé...O cego verá. o morto voltará a viver...dos louvores do Cordeiro!que o teu menino...é o único Cordeiro dos Céus?que essa criança adormecida que estás a abraçar.

9. pokemon vaporeon on Tumblr

  • Vaporeon from Pokemon is being blended!! Keep reading. #(please dont make this about the copypasta) ...

  • See a recent post on Tumblr from @shyblacksheep about pokemon vaporeon. Discover more posts about pokemon vaporeon.

10. Favorite Eeveelution? - General - Elite Fourum

  • Oct 18, 2023 · I just want to see walls of Vaporeon copypasta so I can laugh at work. ... Jolteon for being such a prickly little speed gremlin. eeveeteam ...

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