Kristen Bell's Fake Tattoos: Why We Wish They Were Real (2024)

Popular American actress Kristen Bell is known for being a wholesome but very funny celebrity who often plays jokes and pranks by herself, with other celebrities, and probably most notably with her husband, Dax Shepard. One of the pranks she pulled that has been getting attention many years later is her “body of lies.”

In 2012, Kristen Bell filmed a video with the very popular Youtube channel Funny or Die, revealing one of her biggest secrets: that her body is actually almost entirely covered in tattoos!

Kristen Bell's Fake Tattoos: Why We Wish They Were Real (1)Kristen Bell’s tattoos are from an old skit she did with Funny Or Die in 2012 (Credit: Funny Or Die)

The Funny or Die Youtube channel confirmed that her tattoos are, in fact, real, with an interview to prove it. For those who have not seen the video on their Youtube channel or caught on yet, it was clearly a joke (spoiler)!

At the time, it seemed like most people knew it was a joke. Many of the Youtube comments on the video commend Bell for her humor and said that these types of jokes are all the more reason to love her.

Kristen Bell's Fake Tattoos: Why We Wish They Were Real (2)Kristen Bell has 72 butterfly tattoos for each year the South African apartheid was enacted (Credit: Funny Or Die)

However, pictures and clips from the video were pulled out of context and recirculated around the popular video app TikTok in 2020. This made Kristen Bell’s “secret tattoos” viral on TikTok for viewers who had not seen the original video eight years prior.

In the Funny or Die video, Bell is seen with tons of tattoos, from butterflies to stars to hearts and other symbols all over her entire body.

Even popular television show characters like Taz from the animated kids show Looney Tunes and the dual characters of Steve Urkel and his alter ego Stefan Urquelle from the hit 90’s sitcom Family Matters. In the video, she states she has “214 professional tattoos and 9 I’ve done myself.”

Kristen Bell's Fake Tattoos: Why We Wish They Were Real (3)Pictures of Kristen Bell wearing tattoos on almost every area of her body went viral in 2021 (Credit: Funny Or Die)

The video is a behind-the-scenes-style video parody about what it’s like for the star to have to cover her tattoos every day. Throughout the video, Bell explains the various meanings and symbolism of her tattoos with a completely serious face but totally outrageous and satirical answers.

The video also shows the alleged time and effort her makeup team takes to cover up all of her tattoos to maintain her clean and wholesome image. A few members of her team are also interviewed and hint at how difficult and exhausting it is to cover all her tattoos daily.

“Kristen gets here at 3:30 am every morning. It takes about twelve to fourteen hours to cover up all of her tattoos,” Bell’s supposed makeup artist says.

The video claims she has 214 professional tattoos and nine she’s done herself, but the true number is zero. However, wouldn’t it be fun if some of her tattoos were real?

To give us some hope, Kristen Bell has openly stated that she is not against tattoos, nor is she against the idea of getting a real one for herself.

In her 2020 interview with the Mother.ly podcast, she stated, “Um, I realized I’ve had maternal instincts my entire life, and I never labeled them as that, but I will. I mean, at one point I’m going to get a little back tattoo that says there’s no such thing as other people’s children because there’s just not, I mean, I believe it to my core because everyone you pass on the street was celebrated when they were born.”

“I’ve always wanted a tattoo, but my husband does not like girls with tattoos,” she jokingly added when appearing in a Wired video in reference to Dax Shepard.

Kristen Bell's Fake Tattoos: Why We Wish They Were Real (4)Kristen Bell doesn’t really have any tattoos at the moment (Credit: WENN / Charlie Steffens)

In April 2016, Kristen Bell joined Rashida Jones at the Refugee Exhibit Opening held at the Annenberg Space for Photography in Century City, California.

They were also accompanied by Tracee Ellis Ross, Amy Adams, Kristin Davis, and Maria Shriver.

Kristen Bell's Fake Tattoos: Why We Wish They Were Real (5)Kristen Bell doesn’t rule out getting tattoos on her body in the future (Credit: WENN / FayesVision)

The then-35-year-old American Veronica Mars actress and singer sported a silver metallic midi dress from the Camilla and Marc Spring 2016 collection featuring a v-neckline and back split detail.

Kristen Bell's Fake Tattoos: Why We Wish They Were Real (6) Kristen Bell rocks a silver metallic midi dress from Camilla and Marc (Credit: WENN / FayesVision / Charlie Steffens)

She accessorized with Jennifer Fisher jewelry and showed off her feet in “Darylin” pumps by Jimmy Choo.

Kristen Bell's Fake Tattoos: Why We Wish They Were Real (7)Kristen Bell in a low-cut silver dress at the Refugee Exhibit Opening held at the Annenberg Space for Photography in Century City on April 21, 2016 (Credit: WENN / FayesVision / Charlie Steffens)

You may recall that Kristen wore the exact same pair to the world premiere of “The Boss” in Los Angeles.

Kristen Bell's Fake Tattoos: Why We Wish They Were Real (8)Kristen Bell shows off her feet in metallic pointy-toe Jimmy Choo pumps (Credit: WENN)

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FAQs

Who is Kristen Bell married to? ›

Bell has stated she is non-religious and identifies as a humanist. She and her husband Dax Shepard are pro-vaccination.

Does Kristen Bell have kids? ›

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's love for their daughters, Lincoln and Delta, is hard to miss — even though the couple keep their family life mainly private.

How many tattoos does Dax Shepard have? ›

Body artwork runs the gamut from dainty, delicate needlework to massive, statement-worthy tattoos that cover most of the skin. Dax Shepard's ink collection is a perfect mix of both. The actor and comedian has four known tattoos so far, including one sleeve piece.

What does the tattoo 214 mean? ›

The star is a common tattoo for Tango Blast members, and the "214" is the area code of this member's home territory, Dallas. Before he went into prison, he was a member of a Dallas neighborhood gang. Now he can claim affiliation with both gangs, a worrying trend among Tango Blasters for police. ( Tanya Eiserer - Staff)

What is the tattoo on Kristen Stewart's arm? ›

Kristen Stewart's Inner-Left-Forearm Tattoos

On the inside fold of her left elbow is the logo for 7-Eleven, a convenience-store chain in the US. Right beside it, the actor also has the the numerics "10 18" inked near the fold. She has not shared the significance behind either design.

Does Kristen Bell have 2 daughters? ›

All about Lincoln and Delta, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's two daughters.

Is Kristen Bell Hispanic? ›

Kristen Anne Bell (born 1980) is an American actress and singer. She was born and raised in Huntington Woods, Michigan, and is the daughter of Lorelei (Frygier), a nurse, and Tom Bell, a television news director. Her ancestry is Polish (mother) and German, English, Irish, and Scottish (father).

How did Kristen meet her husband? ›

Kristen and Dax meet in 2007 at a birthday dinner for mutual friends. They start dating, although Dax briefly breaks up with Kristen in the early days of their relationship.

Does Kristen Bell bath her kids? ›

Bell and Shepard, who married in 2013, made waves last week when they revealed that they wait for the “stink” before throwing their kids in the tub. “Once you catch a whiff, that's biology's way of letting you know you need to clean it up,” Bell said on “The View” at the time.

Is Drake Bell related to Kristen Bell? ›

Kristen Bell and Drake Bell aren't siblings.

Which celebrity has the most tattoos? ›

Justin Bieber

According to several sources, Bieber got his first tattoo at 16 – a seagull – and now boasts around 70.

Who is the most tattooed person on earth? ›

Lucky Diamond Rich

What tattoos does Jennifer Aniston have? ›

The Friends star has not one, but two tattoos on her body, and one - the more hidden of the two - located on her foot, is especially personal. That's because she has the name 'Norman' written across her right foot in cursive writing, which is in tribute of her beloved late pet dog, who passed away in 2011.

How long does it take to get a tattoo covered? ›

It's important to wait until your tattoo is fully healed before considering a cover up. Covering up a tattoo that is still healing can increase the risk of infection and other complications. Generally, you should wait at least 2-3 months after getting a tattoo before considering a cover up.

How long do you have to cover up a sun tattoo? ›

New tattoos fade very quickly when exposed to sunlight. In addition, if your tattoo has not completely healed yet, exposing the area to sunlight could result in blistering. In general, you should keep a new tattoo completely protected from the sun for at least three to four weeks.

How long do shaded tattoos take? ›

If your tattoo is full color and fully shaded, it will likely take several hours. You may not get the whole thing done in a single day.

How long should I cover my tattoo at work? ›

So, how long should you keep the cling film on for? “I'll recommend to keep the tattoo covered with cling film for anywhere between two and four hours,” advises Sarah. Liv's in agreement, “a few hours gives any soreness time to settle and excess plasma/ink – that gooey stuff!

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